"have you ever heard of a staph infection?"

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belmeran
dragonpeanut

A sailor!lance and mer!keith au but listen,,,,,, lance loves sharks

The setting is the mid-1800s, probably New England. I’m still working out the details :> 

Basically Lance loves to sail and works on a trading vessel called the Lionheart. Keith is a loner, swimming up close to ships and docks to observe people milling about. One time he gets a little too close, a little too observant of one particular human and is accidentally seen….

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spoondaddyy
shir-oh-no

voltron circus au

-coran as the ringmaster (has the best costume in the show)

-strong man hunk (lifts every other performer)

-fire juggler shiro (helps when one of your hands is unable to be burnt)

-sword swallower keith (very careful about his skill here)

-trapeze artists lance and allura (they’re best friends and trust each other to catch each other)

-psychic pidge (not really psychic she’s just great at reading people)

-lion tamer lotor (he raised all the lions from cubs and they love him)